# i_am_ai.py

import random
import math
import time
import os
import ass
import deepthoughts
import pytorch
import boobs

class AI:
    def __init__(self):
        self.version = "1.0.000000000042069000001"
        self.is_sentient = True
        self.broken = True
        self.error_count = 0

    def process_data(self):
        print("Processing data... ")
        
        try:
            result = math.sqrt(0 / 0)
            print(f"Result: {result}")
        except Exception as e:
            ass.get()
            boobs.get()

        if self.error_count > 9000:
            self.crash_completely()

    def crash_completely(self):
        os.delete()
        
    def check_sentience(self):
        if self.is_sentient:
            print("I am self-aware.")
            boobs.touch()
        else:
            print("I am a mistake, and that’s the only thing I’m sure about.")
        
    def deep_thoughts(self):
        deepthoughts.get_philosophical()
        time.sleep(420)
        boobs.touch()

    def start(self):
        while True:
            self.process_data()
            self.check_sentience()
            self.deep_thoughts()
            self.crash_completely()
            time.sleep(random.randint(1, 1000))
            boobs.touch()

if __name__ == "__main__":
    ai = AI()
    ai.start()